So one mask says to the other mask while hanging out at the park the other day:

My friend’s wife’s cooking is so bad, I broke a tooth on her coffee.

So the other mask says:

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Then the other mask says:

Say, so you know when you’ve drank too much coffee?

The other mask says: No, when?

When you forget to open candy bars before eating them.

The other mask says: Dude, you got to get out more often.

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