Two girls, ages six and five, ride in the back seat of a car. This is what they said:

Girl 1: We’re best friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, best friends.

Girl 1: But we can’t be married.

Girl 2: No, we’re two girls.

Girl 1: Then we’d both being having babies at the same time.

Girl 2: We can’t be married if we’re both guys either.

Girl 1: Not unless one likes to wear dresses.

Girl 2: Yeah.

Girl 1: But then he’d have a beard.

Girl 2: Yeah, a beard.