We arrived at the hotel before Coco could count to 100. Living in a tourist town means there’s always a lot of hotels to choose from for a quick get away. Fancy huts, palm trees, and toucans? Or how about that Latin feel of bubbling fountains and crisp, baked ceramic tile to pave your way? Since I’d promised the kids a pool and sun, we chose one just down the road from our house.
By going to a hotel in San Jose, we cut anywhere from three to five hours out of our travel time. And many lovely beaches are even further away than that. But traveling with Addison takes life with a special kid from challenging to more than difficult than finding gold in the Pacific ocean. Nothing could go wrong. Or so I thought.

In the span of twenty four hours, we narrowly escaped death and managed to get almost an entire hotel upset at us.
First…the nanny tripped while holding Addison and fell into the jacuzzi. I caught only a flashing glimpse of the tail end of my nanny as she went head first into the bubbling waters. By some miracle, she managed to hold Addison up by the armpit like a towel one doesn’t want to get wet. I yelled out: The baby! and started to enter the pool. A man, not more than two feet away, finally rose from his seat to help after watching stone-faced as Addison dangled in the air. The man looked at me with out a smile or nod. Needless to say, he left within four minutes of the incident.
Second...at dinner, Addison ripped off the cute plastic tablecloth meant to protect the beautiful, off-white linen in the restaurant. He also managed to whip Coco’s animal place matt on the floor. I ordered him a bowl of ice cream, which took him an hour to eat and bought us all a few moments of peace so we could finish our meals. Four seconds from a tantrum because the ice cream was gone, the nanny whisked the kids off to walk the halls as I paid. I slipped into the bathroom and as I left, the poor wait staff was diswraught over the almost disatrous mess we left. (I did tip them well.)
Third…The next day we fought yet another food battle as Addison rejected his regular-old food; hated the eggs; whipped the eggs across the floor; threw his spoon in my face; and finally agreed to salmon as long as it had a dollop of honey on it with every bite. Coco managed to empty an entire jar of honey on her food and then after three bites declared she was full.
Fourth...I stopped back at the restaurant to sign for the bill, which I’d forgotten to do earlier. I could see the children frolicking in the pool. It looked almost normal. Notice I said almost.
Fifth…When I got to the pool, Coco screamed out: The stroller fell in the pool! Apparently a gust of wind had pushed the stroller right into the pool. Luckily Addison, nor my camera, or wallet, or cell phone, or book was in it! (which I almost always toss in the bottom basket of the stroller and for some reason this morning didn’t!).
Sixth...Upon getting into the pool - this time with great care - a couple sat across from us and whispered to each other in disgust about the snot in Addison’s nose. If they had rolled their eyes any harder, they would have stayed in the back of their heads. I mean I was cleaning him off with a towel! All the time! And I didn’t dunk him in the water! I mean come on! They got up and left. Plus, they added one more look of disgust just as they wrapped themselves up in their big, fluffy towels and padded off to their lounge chairs to sit this one out.
Seventh...A hotel employee came up to us a bit later to explain that diapers were not allowed in the pool. The nanny lifted Addison’s ass in the air to show her that yes, we had splurged on the Swimmer diapers that - hello! - every other parent in the world uses!
Eigth...As the nanny and I sat on a step in the pool, a wasp flew between her and Addison and stung her in the shoulder. It then stuck to Addison’s shirt and I was able to swish it off and send it down the pool drain. I pulled the stinger out from her skin, and we both agreed it was better that she took the sting than Addy (bless her).

Ninth...Believe it or not, as we checked out and Coco cried becuase she wanted to stay longer and Addison’s pants got all wet becuase the stroller wasn’t quite dry yet and I over tipped the bell boy because I didn’t have anything smaller……I had a marvelous time.